Our economy might be garbage in many eyes, but in case you don't have the right sense of scope, I want you to know that the economy in Zimbabwe is way worse.
In December 2008, the annual inflation rate was 6.5 quindecillion novemdecillion percent. Of course, that is under constant change, so maybe give or take a novemdecillion. Those, by the way, are straight up legit numbers. Real talk. But because those numbers don't really mean anything to normal people, that translates into the price of things consistently doubling, every 24 hours.
Before the president of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe, threw up his hands and said "Pfffffffft well I DUNNO" and just stopped printing them, there were $100-trillion (or 100,000,000,000,000) notes being made. They probably aren't that hard to find, and 100 trillion Zimbabwe dollars equals something like thirty bucks here in America.
GOOD, BUT UNDOUBTEDLY LOGICALLY FLAWED IDEA
1) Get a 100 trillion Zimbabwe dollar note
2) Wait a long time for the economy to stabilize (I'm not sure how long, this could be years, decades, or you may need a successor)
3) Go to Zimbabwe, now being incredibly wealthy
4) Build a fashionable resort by Victoria Falls
5) Call it HOTEL RWAWESOME
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