A Dire Need

I think I'm having withdrawals from not pranking anybody. This is serious business.

The last time I got a really good prank was when a good friend Aaron and I wrote 'HIV' (part of a long and juvenile/awesome game) on the truck window of our other friend Frank, then rolled it down, broke a completely separate window that we bought, and scattered the glass everywhere. Man did that rock. It even snowed the next day and he didn't know. He called his insurance company, too. Couldn't have been better. Can you imagine calling your insurance company for a broken window, then calling them back to say that you were mistaken? My bad, my window isn't actually broken, I just thought it was?

As a matter of fact, Frank is the best friend I have for pranking. Something about his mindset makes pranking him roughly a million times better than my other friends. Not to say I haven't/won't prank my other friends. But it isn't the same.

Maybe I'm just antsy because I haven't done anything worthwhile in, well, quite a while. Today was basically me doing poorly at a midterm, putting up with snow, finishing Bulletstorm (a Meh+ game) and eating a Cola-flavored Airhead, which is the candy version of taking one for the team. And I'm currently concluding my day writing the penultimate blog entry for my grade while my roommates engage in Pokemon battle in the other room.

So things certainly could be worse.

I think the next prank will happen soon. It's been planned for a while. We are going to put a couple of marbles in an Altoids tin, wrap it in duct tape, and then fixate it to the bottom of Franks car. That way, every bump/turn will make it sound like a small part of his truck is falling apart. We'll add one a week. This prank has actually been in a sort of prank limbo (prankatory) for a while, so this time I really really mean it. This Saturday. Honest. Unless he reads this (which I doubt).

I'm positive that a Pranks on Frank YouTube channel would be rad, but I don't think the pranks that we play are meant for video. They take time, and the humor kind of grows with how long they remain. That might be the same for this blog.